Why not dig up the graves at Arlington and sell the skeltons as novety items. Then turn the hillsides there into a high rise development overlooking that great idol in the most wonderful city on earth, The Capitol. We could raise a lot of money by doing that.
Good suggestion.
They could also bottle the tears of children and spouses who have to live year after year without their mom or dad because they are serving their 5th deployment to a combat zone, and sell the bottled tears to pay for ObamaPhones.