'Cause see, the ghetto dwellers they commit crimes for just the opposite reason. That's why you need to give them all your stuff.
As far as I’m concerned, people who use their wealth as a get out of jail card are just the opposite side of the same coin as people who use their race victim status as a get out of jail card. They’re one and the same (OJ Simpson benefited from both!), and those who defend either are fools.