Here, according to NBC (Nothing But Communism) are the solutions to stop school shootings:
1. No bullying allowed.
2. Deal with grievances real fast.
3. Allow students to squeak up if they feel unsafe.
4. If a student feels suicidal, give them a communist to talk to.
5. Lock up all guns in the home.
They forgot to add these measures:
A. Midnight basketball.
B. Banning magazines that hold more than one round.
C. Investing in tomato soup cans to throw at crazed gunmen.
D. Bunkers.
E. Claymore mines.
F. One-way freighter tickets for democrats to North Korea.
“A. Midnight basketball.”
One of my favorites, when I argue with a dem: “How’s that gem-of-an-idea working out these days, moron?”