Silly Homeland Security. Don’t they know that the important thing is to check for nail-clippers? I just can’t tell you how many illiterate disease-ridden jihadists have been unnecessarily harassed while nail-clippers have gotten through. And some of those nail-clippers have actually MADE IT ON BOARD domestic and international flights! In protest I have a mind to send naked pictures of my wife to the pizza-faced heroes of the TSA. Who’s with me?
BTW, how do I know you are not quel TSA agent provocateur? I would hate my weekly flight to Albania to be disrupted.