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To: Hoodat; Alas Babylon!
Congrats to Auburn.

Uh...thanks....

What did we do?

62 posted on 11/17/2013 7:08:17 AM PST by ROCKLOBSTER ("The government" is nothing but a RAT jobs program)
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To: ROCKLOBSTER

We War Eagled!


71 posted on 11/17/2013 7:18:02 AM PST by Alas Babylon!
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To: ROCKLOBSTER
What did we do?

This: Miracle Catch - (The Inaccurate Reception)

And it was fourth down and 18 yards to go. Auburn needed a miracle. And God looked down on the field and said, "Let there be a long pass". And there was. Quarterback Nick Marshall cocked his arm and felt Divine strength fill his triceps. As he let go, the ball sailed forth on the wings of angels half the distance of the field. But it looked as if the ball would miss it's target. And as the ball came down, it headed right into Georgia defender Tray Matthews' hands. And God looked down and said, "Let there be a deflection." Suddenly, another Georgia defender, Josh Harvey-Clemons felt his arm being stretched out. As if Divinely placed, his hand interfered with his team mate causing the ball to bounce upward. And God looked down on the field and said, "Let there be a reception." And there was, and it was good. Auburn receiver Ricardo Lewis looked upward and saw the ball coming downward into his reach. And as his hands grasped the pigskin, God spoke again and said, "Let there be a touchdown." And there was, and it was good. And as Ricardo Lewis dashed into the end zone for the winning score, God smiled upon the field and said, "War Eagle!"

177 posted on 11/17/2013 1:24:16 PM PST by Hoodat (Democrats - Opposing Equal Protection since 1828)
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To: ROCKLOBSTER

:)


202 posted on 11/17/2013 4:58:51 PM PST by acapesket
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