Posted on 11/15/2013 1:50:02 PM PST by matt04
Cool as a velvet Elvis fingerpainting from Mexico. Cool as an old Avon decanter. I once had a ‘78 Lincoln. It oozed with coolness.
Wow — I wonder how many trips to Toyz R Us they have to make to afford a car like that???
All of them appear to be fat.
Why did I know? Why? I knew it would not be those stinking Castro kids.
the police were called and a relative returned to the store to claim the child at the same time the cops showed. I don’t recall what happened after that.
To me, they’re criminals. And black."
From one newbie to another, let me make a couple of suggestions. One, it's good if you have a sense of humor around here. And two, if you plan on posting here, it's polite to respect longtime Freeperisms and traditions.
For fun and informative reading:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2341085/posts
I’ll check this out on the network evening news tonight. I’m sure they’ll have the story and full video. </sarc>
I don’t think you understand...this is both hugh and series! I read in another account of the story they were all stuned by their beebers.;)
Welcome to FR. We need another hmpfer.
Interesting ... oddly enough, “Amish” isn’t there. The closest I could find was someone’s (who shall remain nameless) inability to spell “euphemism”.
Being as sharp-eyed as you are, I'm sure you also noticed that the Lexicon is from 2009, and that it's a condensed version.
Sorry you're having such a bad day, dude. I hope it gets better.
Not particularly sharp eyed. The firefox search feature is real time. As you type, it keeps updating. So “amis” (no “h”) came up with the misspelling “euphamism”. No big deal, really.
But seriously: (or is that “seriesly”?) If you’re that dedicated to your “Amish” joke, why not add it to the Lexicon thread?
“My” thread? I’ve been here for two years.
If you’re really this eat up about it, as we say in the South, bug the powers that be.
Your briefs are obviously two sizes too small..........
Just taking an advance on the reparations .
Like an Amish ‘payday’ loan.
Easy solution. Arrest the parents and older children, and remove the younger children from their parents and put them into foster care. Charge the parents with not just shoplifting, but contributing to the delinquency of minors.
Oh wonderful, we now have a new self appointed nazi spell checker.........
Hey bro, go check outside your cabin, I think your sister just got bitten by a moose.........
These people were thieves. Stop with the Amish thing already. It’s not funny anymore.
Mrs. NHD
My sister shot the damn moose. It’s hugh. We’re having it for dinner. With cheese.
You’re welcome to join us ... hillbillies are always hospitable.
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