[Cronos]

I wonder if it would affect Starbucks — I presume they already pay their workers well above $15

[MasterGunner01]

You might be right about Starbucks paying over $15 per hour now. With all the Bachelor’s, Master's, and PhD liberal arts majors working there, they'd be clamoring for high wages — after suitable retraining. These graduates are used to spending other people's money and not earning it. Fortunately, this can be cured with the correct amount of indoctrination for the good comrades.