I'll take Peter and Gordon.
Seriously, I'm an atheist, and I wouldn't waste my time with these people. What would we sing for Christmas?
"Still in the Night”
“O Come All Ye Ambivalent”
“Random Chance Rest Ye Merry Gentlepersons”
“O Little Town of the Occupied Territories”
“Hark, the Herald Ancient Aliens Sing”
“O Inclusive Night”
“We Three Democratically Elected Presidents of the Indigenous Peoples of Asia Are”
“The Height-Challenged Transgendered Percussionist Boy/Girl”
“Do You Hear What I Hear (Closed Captioning Provided)”
“I’m Dreaming of an Ethnically Diverse Solstice”
Would we sing from Handel's "Messiah", or would we change the lyrics? Whoops, it's not "Messiah", it's ”A Person Who Has Symbolically Had Vegetable Oil Poured on His/Her Head, Thus Signifying That He/She is Special (But No More Special Than Anyone Else!) Oh, and we can't call it an oratorio because that comes from the Latin "orare", to pray. We have to call it a cantata. How about these titles?
“Every Valley Shall be Exalted (Until it is Equal in Depth to All Other Valleys)”
”For Behold, Darkness Shall Cover the Earth (Due to Anthropogenic Global Warming)”
”For Unto Us a Child is Born (Which is One Useless Eater Too Many for This Poor Overpopulated World)”
”There Were Shepherds Abiding in the Field (Until the Government Turned the Field into a National Park, Confiscated the Sheep and Killed the Shepherds with a Drone)”
”Then Shall the Eyes of the Blind be Opened (And the Obamacare Fee be Charged)”
”And We Like Sheep (Which is Now Legal in Three Five States)”
”Thou Art Gone Up on High (‘Cos that Weed was Truly Righteous, Dude!)”
”The Lord Gave the Word, Great Was the Company of the Preachers (Until the IRS Shut Them Up)”
”How Beautiful are the Feet” (a.k.a. “The San Francisco Fetish Aria”)
”Let Us Break Their Bonds Asunder (And Screw the Bondholders)”
The famous “Halle-whoever Chorus”
“I Know That My Government Bailout Liveth"
Jeez, I don't know where to stop.