Speaking of what you would think is a reliable condom, I signed up for LifeLock after a little run in with an identity theft issue. Its not all that.
I had to load up with the same kind of services because the Chinese hacked my states’ entire taxpayer database at the department of revenue. That’s another long, sad story about governments and websites, and it ends badly, too.
Anyway, you’re right. None of them are particularly impressive. I’m much better off just praying that the person the Chinese sells my SSN to is the charitable type of criminal.