[Lazamataz]

Yeah, but he has a rocket in his pocket. Either that or he enjoys his job a little too much.

OMG baby, you are right! See, takes a woman's fine eye to notice such things. We men are not typically focusing at that area in any given picture, but.. you are right! He's got a chub!

[Wyrd bið ful aræd]

I just double-checked the picture...I really doesn’t look like *that* to me.