Posted on 10/25/2013 9:17:26 AM PDT by Impala64ssa
|f the Republican party loses the Nigerian-scammer vote we’ll never win another national election!
That there is funny, I don't care who you are.
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Such as: More people will get more and better healthcare for less money.
No he didn't. Sheesh. Learn to read you friggin' dummies. He maligned Nigerian email scammers.
“You may have noticed that all the Nigerian email scammers have become a lot less active lately, They have all have been hired to run the Obamacare website.”
Unless you are one of them, then...
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I love torturing e-mail scammers by tying them up in lengthy exchanges promising compliance with their requests. It’s one of the few joys left in the world.
And I consider it a form of social justice. After all, the longer they spend with me the less time they have to sucker others.
It’s good to have a hobby. I also firmly believe if everyone strung such people along they would soon stop their insanity. Truth to power!
Leftists are so awesome at being outraged over nothing
Greetings Good Sir,
My name is Nafe Uzbequtami, deputy counsel in the social justice department of Namgomi province, Liberia.
Our department was recently awarded a handsome court settlement of $15,000,000 US from the Senator Ted Cruz vs. Nigerian Peoples defamation lawsuit.
Unfortunately the check was issued to a provincial bank that has since closed due to the board of director’s recently passing away from a sudden illness.
We seek to deposit this check into an American bank account to speed delivery of funds rather than have it languish in international accounts.
We are willing to enter into contract and provide a 10% provider’s fee for allowing us to make the deposit into your account, at which time the full amount will be withdrawn except for the finder’s fee.
Kindly, please remit bank account and routing information to this office as soon as possible.
“Dear Sen. Cruz,
We are truly angered and embarrassed by your derogatory remarks concerning Nigerians. We ask that you retract your scurrilous statements immediately.
We are so confident you will do the honorable thing that we pledge to donate $23 million to your campaign.
If you will reply to this email with your banking information (including your social security number), our donation will be forthcoming, as we are sure your apology will be.
Regards,
The Honorable Safi Lutengo
Chairman,
Offended Nigerians Worldwide
Nigerian scammer ping
Yours is as LOT better than mine.
But, it’s funny how we thought the same thing.
I’m sure most Nigerian-American scammers vote Tea Party, Conservative, Republican. This will cost us dearly in the next election.
Nigerian-American. You know, I am sick of this garbage. Either you are a darned AMERICA OR YOU ARE WHATEVER you came from. If you are Nigerian, Mexican, Hawaiian, Peruvian, Vietnamese, whatever. You are EITHER THAT OR AMERICAN. I am sick of you being both. Claim one or the other. You cannot be both. Take a side. Take a stance. Oh, wait, you live here thus you have to claim being American to get the free stuff or otherwise get shipped home to wherever. But, wait again, the US Stinking Idiot Government does not care who are where you are from. Free stuff. Free vote. You get treated just like the very few who pay taxes.
35 seconds! Great minds....
Tell the to GTF back to Nigeria.
Good... GTF out of our country if you can’t understand that your motherland is the biggest scammer on the Internet. Now piss off and go back to Africa.
I really hope Cruz writes a letter to the Nigerian Ambassador and asks him to apologize for all the email scammers from his country. If he did and publicized it, he would be a shoo-in for next president IMO!
The rule to live by — “nothing is free.” Many people their lives looking for free stuff. Waiting for it. Until recently, people believed that hard work, a lot of perseverance, and a little luck where the attributes of success. Not any more.
Here’s one I got a while back, a Nigerian response to a craigslist ad:
Subject: Availability
my name is John Calipari Coach for the (Kentucky Basketball Team UK)we are coming to your country to pray a match,on November 2013.
i want to book for accommodation for myself and my team in your hotel.I want make a reservations of 16 single rooms or eight (8)Double rooms for 16 Adults in your hotel for 3 days from 1 November - 3 November 2013.
Confirm the availability for the dates,the daily rates / total cost of the stay.Please remember to calculate the total cost including tax.
Regards
John Calipari
.being offended is one of the tactics of a ‘race hustling industry’ .....it is usually their only defense because they never bother to search for other arguments....
...they sit in their chairs with their faces getting redder and redder.... Steam starts escaping from the ears, ...and they fidget and grimace in a convulsive manner.... Finally, like a pent-up volcano, they can stand it no longer and scream “We’re Offended”!!!!! at the top of their lungs.
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You could always forward the spam email to scamorama and then the rest of us can have fun.
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