[DemforBush]

Heh, I was just thinking how hilarious it would have been had the rock shifted the other way at the last moment and squashed this tool.

[dfwgator]

He needs to be introduced to the “Joys of Bustin’ Rocks.”

[1rudeboy]

And that's the funny thing:

1. either he was too stupid/drunk to realize that the rock could fall in his direction, or
2. he was too fat to get out of the way if it did.