Can you imagine the horror of the hipsters the first time they get mugged on the L train?
I shouldn’t say this, I do want to see my home value skyrocket, but Lhota would be well served if he sent every voter in the city DVDs of these two movies, Death Wish and Taxi Driver. It would give everyone a taste of what’s to come. In Times Square you can say goodbye to Disney, and hello again hookers, peep shows, and junkies.
The subways will regain their old nickname, Mugger Movers.