“Gun Show Loophole!
Thats where I buy all of my grenades”
Wal Mart has a special on RPG’s this week.
Buy a gross of RPG”s at regular price, get a crate of grenades for half price.
Flamethrowers will be on sale next week.
Wal Mart will be having a sale on their halftracks with quad 50’s, but I don’t know when, and you are only limited to 1 at sale price.
I gots tuh git me one o’ them halfasstracks, they’s da best fer haulin’ out hogs what U shoots in da swamps. How long of a winch cable does they got?
Flamethrowers? Gee, I need a couple because my BBQ grill is broken. (Hint: See Gary Busey light up a fireplace with a flamethrower in the movie “DC Cab”. The best scene in the whole thing and Busey was at his crazy best).