LMAO! Hadn’t thought of that one. Or bring in a one-legged cricket, and declare it a “protected species area”. Whoops, either one of those would get the evil EPA involved, and that’s bad.
Heck, two of us could drag it aside and clear that road in under 90secs. If I was there, I’d damn well do it. Just film it; I want a record of them arresting me.
500 pounds? is that all? If I was there I’d be tempted to steal it by myself. They shouldn’t leave small stuff like that just laying around. Anything I drive could haul it and it doesn’t look to have anyones name on it? Call it a public service by clearing the road.