White Widow —catchy and super SCARY..!
Ohhhh...big, bad STATE OF EMERGENCY....!
Saaay, can we vote for more searches and fancy surveillance gear..? Shucks, we really NEED that stuff..!
Hey, how, ‘bout that NASTY Mr. Snowden, huh? I mean, for a minute there I admit I was concerned ‘bout all that BILL OF RIGHTS STUFF, but...
I mean, sheesh, we got this Green Goblin —whoops!— I mean, WHITE WIDOW going around and perpatratin’ ALL THIS BAD STUFF, right...?
Let’s fork over some more CASH and LIBERTIES...!
L3, General Dynamics, secret court orders and SECRET COURTS...!
Who wants to be a hater, right?..? I mean there ya have Islam, then dark guy, and smack next to it you have my natural honkified HATE right?
Awkward..!
But here, hey, new ball game, right? Kooky Islam, and then, POW..! TurboHonky smack-dab there, all coated in Nascar and Mayonnaisse, right...?
TOTALLY COOL TO HATE...!
Plus she prolly drives an SUV, and stuff, right? She probably sprinkles 16 "likes" into each sentence and says stuff like, "gag me with a spoon..!"
Wow, I'm reaching for the "fire" button on my hellfire, just THINKING about it..!
Bin Laden, NEW AND IMPROVED, YO..! Like Downy paper-towels...!
A DOZEN NEW NSA UTAH DATA CENTERS, ON THE HOUSE...!!!
NO MORE PESKY WARRANTS NEEDED..!