So how do we make Obama think he was the winner ? Perhaps we can put a resolution in to build a huge monument to Obama. My suggestion would be a large stone face carving similar to ones on Mount Rushmore. Only instead of a vertical face monument, make it horizontal and somewhat flattened. That way people can walk all over the Emperors magnificent face. How in the world could his followers ever complain about that ? A stone monument to their Great Leader.
Just do not tell them that their Emperor's mouth will be open and there will be a drain in it.
For crying out loud, that makes some sense.