Well, now that you ask, I could see the noodle guys designing a nicht-specific batch of noodles. I mean there could be billy goat shapes, the famous arab Phallic symbol noodle, donuts-and-dicks-in-a-box, lesbolinguini, curlies-and-cuties, and a hole lot more. An enterprising noodler could really “tap” the specialty market. There’s too much to work with here. I have to go rest before I hurt myself. Maybe find a noodle flavored pacifier.
Funny, in its way ...