[maine yankee]

A little used, nasty, black axle grease applied all along the sides of the sign would make it a slippery varmint...but also provide the officer with a going away present

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I’ve ground up poison ivey (With rubber gloves on) into a clear liquid. Spear all the edges of the signs.

[tacticalogic]

CV joint grease is better. It’s already black, and filled with powdered moly. Gets right down into your pores....

[moovova]

“ground up poison ivey “

Very clever. I’m gonna hang on to that idea.