Also need a Washington ping, which would be busier than "swords". Still, there is plenty of combinations of "sword" in the news out there. What federal agency controls edged utensils out there? Have there been any health studies done on why people are drawn to swords as a "cry for help"?
This could be a better gig than the regular DHS. Same battle rattle, but add a high-quality Chinese wakizashi, ten minutes of training, and remind them to decapitate the family dog, rather than shoot it.
Are you sure they haven't found some sort of environmental component to all this stuff?
Yikes! That's -all- we need... :-)