Hell, I duck hunt with an 870...drives my brother-in-law nuts. One shot,one kill...5th Louisiana Scouts and Sharpshooters.
Do you have a selector switch so you can fire it in single (thirty rounds per trigger pull), semi-automatic (thirty rounds per trigger pull), and full auto single (thirty rounds per trigger pull)? Does your brother object to holding the ammunition belt as you spray an area with automatic shotgun fire? (/journalist)
Oh yes, does your Remington have the detachable MANPADS launcher?