[Vendome]

It’s my birthday today. If you lived near me I’d have drinks and a cigar with you.

Then we chase chicks.

Or you could sit back and admire my work,since you are in a committed relationship.

[Lazamataz]

The only committed relationship I am in, is one with my Higher Power. I say we chase down a couple of low-mileage pit-woofies and build us a memory^*.

^* Credit for phrase goes to 'Sonny', a bit character in ST-TNG 115, "The Neutral Zone".