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To: markomalley; All
This may explain the low Muslim turnout (yes, it's satire from Scooter at Big Hairy News):

Freak Accident Kills 16

WASHINGTON (BHN)- A tragic accident Wednesday claimed the lives of 16 Muslims participating in the "Million Muslim March" in Washington DC.

Witnesses say a large group of motorcyclists coming up behind the estimated 25 Muslims marching in the street accidentally ran over most of them. Horrified onlookers report some fleeing victims were killed in a nearby park, apparently by panicked bikers who became disoriented.

A police spokesman said the bikers told them they originally thought the marchers were "a flock of seagulls" until it was too late to stop or swerve. "I can tell you the bikers were extremely upset - some of the bikes were really damaged," he said.

Authorities promise a full investigation.


67 posted on 09/11/2013 3:44:12 PM PDT by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: WXRGina

Good stuff!


71 posted on 09/11/2013 4:12:30 PM PDT by LibLieSlayer (FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!)
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To: logitech

PING to Scooter’s Report in comment #67


75 posted on 09/11/2013 4:26:47 PM PDT by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: WXRGina

Rotflmao


144 posted on 09/12/2013 6:32:22 AM PDT by Deetes (God Bless the Troops)
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