I saw the thread about a waiting period for tats.
They probably should have to pass a breathalizer too.
Of course that would cut business by half...
I have actually successfully discouraged two people from getting tattoos, by suggesting a 6 month waiting period.
Their initial reaction is usually negative - but I just press them as to why the immediate need? Why can’t it wait a little while? If they agree, they eventually become very lukewarm on that tattoo that they just ‘had to have’ a few months earlier, and don’t feel the ‘need’ to get it.