To: SeekAndFind
I’ve tried them. When I lit one with my USAF Zippo the damn cigarette melted then exploded. My eye brows are growing back slowly. These things are dangerous.
6 posted on
09/07/2013 12:00:33 PM PDT by
Conspiracy Guy
(To stay calm during these tumultuous times, I take Damitol. Ask your Doctor if it's right for you.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
I’ve tried them. When I lit one with my USAF Zippo the damn cigarette melted then exploded. My eye brows are growing back slowly. These things are dangerous. Your first step is to contact your state attorney general and the consumer protection agency so they can require a "Do not Light with Your Zippo" label on these dangerous explosive devices (by the way, maybe the BATF too - that covers both explosive and tobacco), and your second step is to find the nearest class action ambulance chaser to get you some big bucks for your missing eyebrows.
11 posted on
09/07/2013 2:33:13 PM PDT by
seowulf
("If you write a whole line of zeroes, it's still---nothing"...Kira Alexandrovna Argounova)
To: Conspiracy Guy
When I lit one with my USAF Zippo... These things are dangerous.Why would you light it? It's dangerous to stand in a puddle of gasoline while smoking, too.
17 posted on
09/07/2013 5:15:23 PM PDT by
Right Wing Assault
(Dick Obama is more inexperienced now than he was before he was elected.)
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