Somehow, I can't see that you should be focused on poker, jokes about poker, Jay Leno, poking the Russian Bear, and Super Bowl rings while this is going on.
This is satire and funny:
“Obama Furious After Vladimir Putin Unfriends Him on Facebook”
http://www.thedailyrash.com/obama-furious-after-putin-unfriends-him-on-facebook
Remember how outraged John McCain was when President Clinton and Janet Reno gassed, bombed and burned to death 80 American men, women and children at Waco, Texas twenty years ago on April 19, 1993?
Neither do I.