Dear Comrades at Standard and Poors:
To downgrade the credit rating of the Great Socialist Government is not only harmful and seditious, it is also indirectly defamatory to Party Secretary.
In addition to fine, S&P must change their evaluation criteria to include factors of political reliability, such as obeying the diversity criteria over job performance, and adhering to the dogma of Global Warming and Prophet Algore (PBUH). Companies that support traditional values will be considered enemies of the state, supporting racismsexismhomophobia, and shoudl have their credit rating lowered to junk, regardless of the so-called healthy balance sheet. Numerical balance sheets are old school and retarded. We now be noo skool.
Do I really need a sarcasm tag?
Bravo!