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To: rhema

Someone please notify all the kosher and halal butchers in America that they must start processing and selling pork.

Be sure to tell all the Italian restaurants that they must sell Chinese food.

Please let all the mosques know that they must worship Christ.

All vegetarian establishments must also provide beef, pork and veal.

All veterinarians must also provide care for humans; and likewise, all licensed M.D.s must also treat animals.

Anyone who sells Christmas cards must also sell Eid cards, and if they do not have enough muslim customers, they must provide such cards free to local mosques so that they are “inclusive.”

Women’s dress shops must also sell men’s clothing.

Toys’R’Us must also sell sex toys.

Car dealers must also sell horses, and gas stations must sell hay.

It is the price of citizenship.


6 posted on 09/01/2013 8:50:28 AM PDT by Albion Wilde ("Remember... the first revolutionary was Satan."--Russian Orthodox Archpriest Dmitry Smirnov)
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To: Albion Wilde
Someone please notify all the kosher and halal butchers in America that they must start processing and selling pork. ..tell all the Italian restaurants that they must sell Chinese food. ..let all the mosques know that they must worship Christ. All vegetarian establishments must also provide beef, pork and veal.

YEAH BOY!

So how do we initiate the implementation of these logical and thoughtful suggestions, and use the liberals' own stupid craptrap against them?

Civil suits?

8 posted on 09/01/2013 9:08:54 AM PDT by ROCKLOBSTER (Celebrate "Republicans Freed the Slaves Month")
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To: Albion Wilde

“Someone please notify all the kosher and halal butchers in America that they must start processing and selling pork.

Please let all the mosques know that they must worship Christ.”

Somehow, I have this feeling that the halal butchers and mosques will never be forced to do anything they don’t want. As for the rest of us, that’s a different story.


12 posted on 09/01/2013 11:50:59 AM PDT by ReformationFan
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