But I'm more concerned by Barack's imaginary relatives. The uncle who liberated Auschwitz comes to mind, and of course he has Dreams From an Imaginary Father.
Because, as I've said before: "You can pick your imaginary friends, but you can't pick your imaginary relatives."
...as I've said before: "You can pick your imaginary friends, but you can't pick your imaginary relatives."
Why not? What if you didn't have brothers and sisters to practice incest with as a child? What if you killed your mom because she was mean? What if, somehow, you didn't get a dad even though you prayed to Santa for months on end? After all, we're all citizens of the imagination, aren't we? Isn't that what it said on MTV or one of those places?