Obama-tized patriots, throughout history:
Bunker Hill, 1775, General William Prescott: “Don’t shoot too much after they make a remark about the whites of your eyes!”
North Africa, 1943, General George Patton, “No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by avoiding criticism.
Moon, 1969, Neil Armstrong: “Thats one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind. And stop making fun of the way I walk.”
1776 Virginia: “Give me liberty or give me a tax break.”