Oh, you mean like, ELF?
I’d bet $100 that 80% of the wildfires are terrorism. Clinton cut brushcutting and logging out of Dept Int’s budget back in the 90s, so there’s more-than-ample tinder and wood in every woodland area, everywhere.
ELF is a terrorist cabal, and should be hunted-down and executed.
Don’t know how Santa’s helpers enter into it, but I suppose they could strike a match, too.