To: Defiant
Jim had tossed his date on his heart-shaped bed after dousing the lights because as he sobered up he noticed she looked like Kathy Sibelius.
His new, sexy rug fell off and he was searching frantically for it when he ran his hand up her leg.
“Oh, that’s it!” she shouted.
“No, it’s not.” he replied.
“I part mine on the side.”
17 posted on
08/22/2013 9:00:58 PM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
To: tumblindice
22 posted on
08/22/2013 10:55:17 PM PDT by
Defiant
(In the next rebellion, the rebels will be the ones carrying the American flag.)
To: tumblindice
Waiting for coffee to kick-in, I had to re-read it 2x, but I'm in clean-up mode now...
29 posted on
08/23/2013 4:23:29 AM PDT by
Carriage Hill
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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