And I've added several all natural, organic elements to make it have a tiny carbon foot print, if at all.
So, there are poisons that are all natural, no? Didn't Socrates drink poison hemlock? Well, the members of the Global Footprint Network need to go pick some and prepare a huge batch.
Then they could replace all their clothing with natural hemp robes. Kinda itchy, but tres chic Earth friendly.
Now they should all meet up in Northern California in the Redwood National Park...
Kind of like this, but wearing hemp robes...
And sit down, and drink the hemlock!
What's not to like?
They would immediately reduce, no ILIMINATE! their part of the overuse of natural Earth resources!
They would feed and fertilize proud, mystic, majestic, spirit-brother trees!
The purchase of hemp robes would finance would-be marijuana, er, hemp farmers and help them legitimize the production of a plant that, while you can't get a buzz from, looks a lot like those that you can (nudge, nudge, wink, wink). I mean come on, George Washington grew it!
I hope they don't forget to invite Algore.