To: SeekAndFind
Eliot Spitzer soarsSpits, or soars...
The jokes just write themselves...
2 posted on
08/19/2013 2:57:49 PM PDT by
Old Sarge
(Opinions are like orgasms: only mine count, and I couldn't care less if you have one...)
To: SeekAndFind
Or .. "Spitzer Swallows Up Weiner"
3 posted on
08/19/2013 3:02:39 PM PDT by
SecondAmendment
(Restoring our Republic at 9.8357x10^8 FPS)
To: SeekAndFind
I’ll save Drudge the trouble:
“Spitzer Remains Firm, Weiner Droops”
5 posted on
08/19/2013 3:14:50 PM PDT by
bigbob
To: SeekAndFind
To: SeekAndFind
Spitzer ISN’T married to someone with the moslem brotherhood in her life.
7 posted on
08/19/2013 3:24:25 PM PDT by
Mortrey
(Impeach President Soros)
To: SeekAndFind
Eliot Spitzer declared his candidacy for New York City comptroller in July, just five years removed from resigning the state’s governorship after admitting to having patronized an expensive prostitution service. Why would anyone vote for a guy who paid a hooker $4000.00 an hour as comptroller?
To: SeekAndFind
Eliot Spitzer declared his candidacy for New York City comptroller in July, just five years removed from resigning the state’s governorship after admitting to having patronized an expensive prostitution service. Why would anyone vote for a guy who paid a hooker $4000.00 an hour as comptroller?
To: SeekAndFind
Here’s why.
1. There was a catchy popular song written about Spitzer’s peccadilloes some years ago: “Love Client Number Nine”.
2. Spitzer’s name simply doesn’t lend itself well to a billion gazillion double entendre puns involving hotdogs.
11 posted on
08/19/2013 4:54:52 PM PDT by
catnipman
(Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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