Some Islamist said something to the effect, “Americans like Coke-a-Cola and we like death!”
I can certainly see a win-win situation here. We’ll drink Coke after we shoot him.
Why shoot him, water-board him with "original recipe" coke (which will dissolve lunch meat overnight!) until he expires than inter his corpse in a drum and top off with more coke. After an appropriate interval, pour the liquid into a septic tank, remove any remain bones, grind any solid remains in a wood chipper and disperse in the pig sty. That should guarantee no martyrs welcome, no 72 virgins. Videotape the whole process, in lieu of closing title credits a banner in Arabic reading "المتواجدون التالي", show tape on al jazeera hourly.
Why shoot him when you can expunge him completely?
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