“my cane has a sword in it.”
Another very good option, and scary as 4ell too! But illegal.
You poke a guy with a lead cane and you’ll bust his ribs, smash his spleen, etc. Will break arms and jaws easily. And it’s legal.
The right to keep and bear ARMS shall not be infringed....
Swords are arms. Stupid knife laws are slowly being rolled back.
/johnny