I was going to say “as long as you’re dreaming, Norm, would you like a pony?” but then I re-read your analogy. :)
The only thing harder than cutting a government program is getting a GOP-E Freeper to admit when they’re wrong.
YWhy yes, I do want a pony ;) I’ll take Fluttershy. The greatest od all ponies!
WHAT??
It’s perfectly normal for straight right wingers to like Fluttershy!!!! ;)