[SamAdams76]

The way things are going, I should be able to afford to purchase the New York Times in about five more years.

I shall fire the entire editorial staff and will hire some Freepers to produce the editorials. I will run a "Caption This" contest on the front page and let people submit their captions online. Whoever comes up with the best caption of the day will win a free steak dinner at Sparks Steakhouse.

It will be a fun hobby for me and I'm looking forward to it. I might even get to hang out at Martha's Vineyard with the "beautiful people" every once in a while.

[Second Amendment First]

Except that if you buy it for one dollar, you still have to assume hundreds of millions in debt, plus pension and medical liability.

[BJ1]

It will be a fun hobby for me and I'm looking forward to it. I might even get to hang out at Martha's Vineyard with the "beautiful people" every once in a while.

Dang that sounds like a fun idea. Now I'm totally jelly of your future self.