[Dilbert San Diego]

I’ve never been much of a ladies man. But in single days, I have been inside a number of dates apartments on a first or second date, but never had all these other things happen. It’s presumptuous that she must have been a slut to have a man in her apartment. How do people make these quantum leaps in reasoning????

[Black Agnes]

And then there’s the fact that the only side of this we’re getting is the man’s.

What if he’s a psychopath who did it on purpose?