It sounds like the basis for a new reality based TV show. He could move into a one room Russian apartment with a friendly Russian family. Every week some attention seeking celebrity could come and stay with them and Grandma, Grandpa, and young Ivan could show Edward and the celebrity around town. Maybe John McCain could make a hole in his busy schedule to become the first attention seeking guest?
bttt
Or he could become the next The Bachelor. Set in various exotic scenes in Russia (including Siberia and Chernobyl), 25 comely beauties demonstrating the height/eye and hair color/ and ethnic “diversity” set their minds on capturing the young American’s heart . . .thus ensuring his lifetime residency there.
Oh and a couple of imports from the old USSR satellites for more geographically diversity
*snicker*