7/29/2014
ATLANTA, Ga: Cumulus Media (NASDAQ: CMLS) filed for bankruptcy protection today as profits for the year fell 425%. In the shareholders' conference call, Cumulus officials stated: "Starting in summer/spring of 2013 we saw a startling drop in revenue that we have not been able to reverse. We still are mystified as to why."
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