There's a perv who's screen name's Carlos Danger.
To everyone he Tweets he stays a stranger.
With every sext he makes, another chance he takes.
Odds are he will be elected Mayor.
Secret Weiner Man
Secret Weiner Man
You've e-mailed out your member, and done so without shame.
Beware of one-eyed cats that you may find.
A trouser-trout can hide an evil state of mind.
Be careful what you say,
Or you will give yourself away.
Odds are you will be elected Mayor.
Secret Weiner Man
Secret Weiner Man
You've e-mailed out your member, and done so without shame.
Speaking on the floor of Congress one day
And lying to the press corps on the next day.
Oh, you let the wrong words slip,
While moving both your lips.
Odds are you will be elected Mayor.
Secret Weiner Man
Secret Weiner Man
You've e-mailed out your member, and done so without shame.
Secret Weiner Man!
Is carlos related to Nick Danger