[ConservativeStatement]

Extra cautious or something else?

[thesharkboy]

Pilots probably realized they’re flying a 787.

[Publius]

Out of coffee.

[Timber Rattler]

Fuel pump went bad.

[gaijin]

Fresh out of erotic figurines..?

No more cute fuzzy pillows...?

Souvenir T-shirts sold on board found to feature perfect English?

[Axenolith]

Thought they were going by ship until they realized they were off the ground.

[txhurl]

Boston to Tokyo turned around not long after taking off //// Mid-flight

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Major discrepancy with the distances. Some ting wong.

[swamprebel]

Has the NTSB confirmed the crew’s names yet?

[Gay State Conservative]

Their website just says “due to aircraft maintenance.Arrival time at Boston Airport is shown in the Arrival Status.”

[Cowgirl of Justice]

They must have forgot the Juan Valdez coffee.

[Gay State Conservative]

New England Cable News just said that an error message indicating a mechanical problem.

[dfwgator]

[101stAirborneVet]

[xjcsa]

This kind of thing happens all the time, with every type of aircraft. I’ve been a passenger on a flight that did this once, and in my airline days I worked several flights where something similar happened.

[HerrBlucher]

They let Captain Sum Ting Wong back in the air?

[Zhang Fei]

If this keeps up, “If it ain’t Boeing, I ain’t going” is gonna become an archaic phrase.

[Not A Snowbird]

Potty stop?

[ZOOKER]

Word of advice: make sure your seat is in the non-smoking section

[SnuffaBolshevik]

Look on the bright side, Captain Wii.

At least we didn't crash in Detroit.

[yarddog]

I was on a jet landing at Wichita when the plane started making really loud screeching noises. I remember all the other passengers and I were looking at each other wondering what the heck was going on.

I later talked to a United Air pilot who must have been close to retirement. He said it was probably an air bearing (whatever that is), and that it was not really serious.

[bunkerhill7]

They all purchased round trip non-stop tickets.