Transsexual shoplifter strikes again, deputies say

South Florida Sun-Sentinel ^ | July 17, 2013 | Brittany Shammas

[ConservativeStatement]

Deputies say the nearly $350 of stolen baby products hidden in a Lantana man's purse wasn't the only trick he had up his sleeve. Nelson S. Henry also had a crack pipe in his bra.

The 49-year-old was arrested Monday by the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office on larceny and possession of drug paraphernalia charges. It was his 50th arrest since 1991, Florida Department of Law Enforcement records show.

[ConservativeStatement]

Perhaps it is upset that T gets relegated to last place on the LGBT listing.

[fhayek]

49 year old crack addict transsexual kleptomaniac. How come I can never meet girls like this?

[Para-Ord.45]

Imagine ur the cop frisking a chick and you end up with a hand full o` nuts !

[digger48]

TTIJFWOP

[ConservativeStatement]

"Deputies say the nearly $350 of stolen baby products hidden in a Lantana man's purse wasn't the only trick he had up his sleeve. Nelson S. Henry also had a crack pipe in his bra."

Sounds similar to many episodes of Leave it to Beaver and Car 54, Where Are You?

[Gamecock]

Would St. Tray refer to this individual as a Creepy Ass Cracka?

[ConservativeStatement]

This is Nelson:

[relictele]

Yes but did it sue to use the its bathroom of choice?

[Safetgiver]

Where you hang out, sweetie?

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Many, many years ago, a guy I knew started pounding on the door of my flat in Milwaukee. I let him in. He didn’t say a word just ran to the bathroom and started feverishly washing his mouth out with soap, and spewing chunks. Turns out he picked up some hot “babe” at a bar, and they were going at it hot and heavy in his car. He made the “reach” and encountered unexpected obstacles! He was freaked out! I had to bite my cheek to not fall on the floor laughing!

[TsonicTsunami08]

Judge Nelson? /s

[ConservativeStatement]

There is speculation that a Led Zeppelin song called “Royal Orleans” is about that very topic.

[Cyman]

I was listening to NPR the other day for giggles and they had a group of LGMFTQRZ’s demanding that while in their group only made up pronouns like zim,zam and zems needed to be used when addressing anyone in the group.

All jokes aside, that statement really affected me. Why does a human being feel the need to construct new words and grammar just to define themselves in a manner that is solely based on their sexuality?

[ConservativeStatement]

Some people crave attention at any means. The other day, I saw an other wise cute white blonde woman wearing a cutoff Tupac T-shirt (one where a face covers the entire shirt) and she had a tattoo of a rosary with either the word “miserable” or “misery” under it. She was noticed. I guess she thinks she is cool.

[Para-Ord.45]

HA !

Family Guy :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTQxJxHDGiQ

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[Freestate316]

And burning down a hotel

[higgmeister]

Took me a minute. Oh, that’s bad!

[johnd201]

Or maybe he was celebrating his 50th anniversary?