Africa tourism?
Yep, can’t wait to get over there and scope out all the poverty; disease; open sewers; bacteria-laden foods; and sweating, illiterate hordes.
If I’m lucky, I may even return with a souvenir in the form of elephantiasis or sleeping sickness.
Sign me up!
I’ve been to Africa.
Every form of nasty parasite known to man is at home their.