Maybe we can have a secret court for each of the other Amendments in the Bill of Rights.
Freedom of speech or religion? We’ve a secret court for that.
Second Amendment? We’ve a secret court for that.
All your rights have been revoked. Don’t like it? There’s a secret court for that.
OK.
How about a secret court court?
It would be a double secret court court comprised of commuting homeowners picked randomly off the street to serve 30 day terms determining which xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxx and xxxxxxxx will be subject to xxxxxxxxxx leading to xxxxxx and xxxxxxxxxx with xx xxxxx xx xxxxxx.
(redacted for reasons of double secret court court national security)
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Freedom of speech or religion? We’ve a secret court for that.
Second Amendment? We’ve a secret court for that.
All your rights have been revoked. Don’t like it? There’s a secret court for that.
But...but....then all your suggestions of "secret," smokey backroom/basement arrangements wouldn't be "transparent," would they? And as we know, this .guv operates above board and wouldn't tolerate that kind of subterfuge or unconstitutionality.
Rumor is they even swear oaths on a Bible or Koran. And anyway, a gravely concerned John McCain and the rest of our "Representatives" would lodge "strong objections" on the floor of the Senate over any of that kind of thing.