playin golf w/ the foresome and T time is 5 a.m. in the morning.....since tomorrow is July 4th and fireworks is outlawed in town.......we’re just gonna lite farts
Grandma and I hit the links at 6:40, so don’t aim that stuff North when you flick the Bic.
(Last weekend, she beat me like a rented mule, but I snuck out and beat a couple buckets of rangeballs into the pond...payback, baby.)