Look up Flair from the movie Office Space and you see why it is the proper word.
Yup, that’s Flair she’s got there.
I don’t blame the officer, but whoever decided using WWII era ribbons was a good idea has what we used to refer to as “unquestionably questionable judgement”.
Some enterprising individual ought to go into business making police ribbons. I mean, I was awarded a prestigious “Battle of Del Mar” ribbon crafted from a beer bottle label one memorable night at the club. Honestly means more to me than any of the official REMF decorations I received.
Just think of the possibilities... “Meritorious Parking Meter Observation with Overtime cluster”...”Obese Intoxicated Perp Rear Seat Service with Regurgitation device, third award”...