[the scotsman]

It will be broadcast at 3am.

3am. Nobody, even Muslims, will be watching. More pointless than provocative.

[Freelance Warrior]

3am. Nobody, even Muslims, will be watching. More pointless than provocative. They've got the press, so they've reached their goal, whoever will watch those calls.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Too bad the whole Monty Python troupe has retired.
Such rich material for a sketch.