Here’s one joke for you.
MY wife has been on a sex strike for the last 25 years, so this woman is a bit late with her proposal.
So there!
That reminds me of a joke someone told me before my wedding. How do you get a woman to stop wanting to have sex with you? Marry her.
does your wife have a sister ? if she does i think i know where she is at
“I get no respect. My wife cut me down to sex twice a month. I know one guy she cut down to twice a week!’’.